The 4 year holiday called "ENGINEERING"

Read till the end...its nice...

Things we have to remember.... common to all
Engineering friends :

1).The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.
The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the
'dhaba' next to the
college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

4).Guys always think the girls in the college next
lane are more
beautiful.

5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the
internal exams.

6).The lab assistants are the most respected people
(during the lab exams)

7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.

8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
sycophancy here).

9).The principal is the person most abused and
insulted(behind the back)

10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
idea of dropping subjects plzz).

11).There is always a lecturer in the college who
cant speak proper 'english'.

12).Night-out is the second most important tool to
ace the exams.

13).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the
'chit' in which the words can be understood only by
the person who wrote them(in most of the cases)

14).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
the canteen,the ' free' periods or for completing the
records,assignments.

15).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
don-of-the-college' feeling.

16).The third years are the ones with the
'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get
down to studying after bossing around in the
college for so long.but the fun still continues.

17).The fourth years have no connection with the
college whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling
each other`s legs,the b'day parties,the b'day bums et al
which they enjoyed so much till now.All they want is a
good placement and a 1st-class' tag attached to their memo.

19).The first three years are spent in cursing the
college,the people there,the system et al.

20).But towards the end of the fourth year,people
tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have
had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked,the very
canteen they cursed,the time that they spent there,the bday
bums they suffered.. all these seem like heaven to them.


Courtesy:Hasan Fainaze

Leave letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...


1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post

Courtesy:email from Hasan Fainaze