The 4 year holiday called "ENGINEERING"

Read till the end...its nice...

Things we have to remember.... common to all
Engineering friends :

1).The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.
The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the
'dhaba' next to the
college.

2).Rules are made to be broken.

3).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

4).Guys always think the girls in the college next
lane are more
beautiful.

5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the
internal exams.

6).The lab assistants are the most respected people
(during the lab exams)

7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.

8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
sycophancy here).

9).The principal is the person most abused and
insulted(behind the back)

10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
idea of dropping subjects plzz).

11).There is always a lecturer in the college who
cant speak proper 'english'.

12).Night-out is the second most important tool to
ace the exams.

13).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the
'chit' in which the words can be understood only by
the person who wrote them(in most of the cases)

14).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
the canteen,the ' free' periods or for completing the
records,assignments.

15).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
don-of-the-college' feeling.

16).The third years are the ones with the
'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get
down to studying after bossing around in the
college for so long.but the fun still continues.

17).The fourth years have no connection with the
college whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling
each other`s legs,the b'day parties,the b'day bums et al
which they enjoyed so much till now.All they want is a
good placement and a 1st-class' tag attached to their memo.

19).The first three years are spent in cursing the
college,the people there,the system et al.

20).But towards the end of the fourth year,people
tend to feel nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have
had for 4 years.Now the very system they disliked,the very
canteen they cursed,the time that they spent there,the bday
bums they suffered.. all these seem like heaven to them.


Courtesy:Hasan Fainaze